Worried about the growing clout of Narendra Modi among the IT professionals Congress High Command forms a High Powered Committee to look into means for wresting the initiative from Modi. Our sources reveal the strategy of congress to tackle the Modi Menace.
Source: HeHeHe. Congress has formulated an unbeatable IT policy. Modi will lose 2014. Actually he is not even worth talking about.
Me: So what are you going to do? Take some steps to improve IT infrastructure?
Source: No. We are going to take a series of steps so that No IT professional will ever talk of Modi after that.
Me: Can you explain?
Source: We are going to form a ReSachar Committee.
Me: You mean Research Committee?
Source: No. You fool. Second Sachar Committee.
Me: What will they do?
Source: They will give a report on status of Minorities in the IT industry and recommend steps to improve the same.
Me: You mean Muslims.
Source: No. Idiot. Minorities like *Java* professionals.
Me: But they will be too small a community.
Source: You think we are ignorant of that? That’s why we have plans for the ITES community.
Me: Are you going to give sops to ITES industry?
Source: No. We are going to bring in reservation. In any Company 50% of employment must be to ITES personnel.
Me: But what will companies do with them?
Source: See. You are against ITES people. Modi will also react that way and he will lose their vote. MSM will put his comments on loop 24 x 7. eNREGA twitters and Face Book pages will carry the same. we will get at least 2% more votes.
Me: Any other Game Changing ideas?
Source: We are planning to give classical language status to *C*.
Me: That is touching. But how will that help?
Source: All those old programmers nostalgic about C will vote for us.
Me: What about other old languages?
Source: Our allies will each take up a language – FoxPro, Fortran. We have enough allies you know. Not like NDA. It will divert all focus from #Feku
Me: That will only divert focus from real issue affecting IT people.
Source: You are a nationalist? You want me talk to your employer?
That’s when I woke up with a start from my Sunday Siesta.
I need my Job. Middle Class Mentality. See you folks.