It’s Contrarian FM. One more day we managed to survive.
Our listeners are asking: “Can you classify the Bureaucrats?”
We are answering: “There are 2 classes. One, who are not capable of any thing and the other capable of doing anything to please their minister.”
Our listeners are asking: “How do you solve a problem that has no solution?”
We are answering: “We do not reply to questions related to UPA’s economic policies.”
Our listeners are asking: “What is the difference between the Constitution of US and India. After all both promise freedom of Speech.”
We are answering: “The Constitution of US also promises Freedom after Speech.”
Our listeners are asking: “Why is this Government giving cycles to Rural Housewives?”
We are answering: “So that they don’t have to walk 10 KM every day to fetch drinking water.”
Our listeners asked us: “Was it possible to criticize Hitler?”
We’re answering: “Sure.” The same way as you criticized UPA. You had to lock yourself in your bedroom, hide under two, or better three covers, place a pillow, or better two pillows on top of the blankets over your head, and then whisper whatever your soul wishes about UPA, strictly adhering to a five-minute limit. Good Night”
Earlier Posts in this Series:
1. Why the UPA Rocks – 5 : Click here.
2. Why the UPA Rocks – 4 : Click here.
3. Why the UPA Rocks – 3 : Click here.
4. Why the UPA Rocks – 2 : Click here.
5. Why the UPA Rocks – 1 : Click here.