Why the UPA rocks – 5

Note: A new format – something that was popular in Eastern Europe during the Communist Era.

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Good Morning from Contrarian FM.

Our listeners asked us: “What is the difference between the Chinese Government releases and Indian Government releases?”

We’re answering: “Chinese Government releases start as *After we did this Act last year*. Indian Government releases start as *After we pass this Act next year.”

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Our listeners asked us: “What is the shortest joke?”

We’re answering: “MMS.”

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Our listeners asked us: “What is the longest joke?”

We’re answering: “UPA. Been running for 8 years now.”

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Our listeners asked us: “What is the difference between NDA regime and UPA regime?”

We’re answering: “In NDA regime *Man exploits man* and in the UPA regime thankfully it is the reverse.”

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Our listeners asked us: “Is it true that Salil had won last Sunday hundred thousand rupees in the state lottery as you reported earlier?”

We’re answering: “Yes, it is true.   Only it was not last Sunday but Monday.   And it was not Salil but Saleem.   And not in the state lottery but in horse races.   And not hundred thousand but one hundred rupees.   And not won but lost. Good night”

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Earlier Posts in this Series:

1. Why the UPA Rocks – 4  : Click here.

2. Why the UPA Rocks – 3  : Click here.

3. Why the UPA Rocks – 2 : Click here.

4. Why the UPA Rocks – 1 : Click here.

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