Why the UPA rocks

UPA is midway into its second Avtaar and is all set to repeat its third stint at the center, a first since Congress was unseated in 1977. This (fictional) interview of Dr. Man Mohan Singh the Chief Architect of reforms reveals why.

Reporter: When will all our Children be able to have decent food?

Dr. MMS: We are yet to pass the Right to Food Act. Once we do that every one can eat.

Reporter: When can our children read in good schools?

Dr. MMS: We are yet to implement Right to Education Act. Right now we are pushing it to private sector. Once we do that properly Children can hope to be educated properly.

Reporter: When can we have uninterrupted power?

Dr. MMS: We are yet to properly implement the Nuclear liability Act. Once we do that you can have uninterrupted power.

Reporter: When can we have Water Security?

Dr. MMS: We are yet to implement the Linking of National Rivers. Once we do that you can get good water.

Reporter: People starve while Food rots in FCI Go down. When will this get rectified?

Dr. MMS: We are yet to revamp PDS once we do this it will get rectified.

Reporter: But why are you so brazenly saying all this?

Dr. MMS: We have already implemented the Right to Information Act. Jai Ho

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